theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: Monday let’s go to work! Let’s do this!  ….. FFUUUUU.

theclearlydope:

Every time I pass up the peanut butter aisle.

theclearlydope:

Clearly the best ad you will see in 2012!

unlikelywords:

This is the best commercial I’ve seen this year. That’s not hyperbole. There are 15 quotable lines. I think I’m going to sign up.

DollarShaveClub.com - Our Blades Are F***ing Great (by DollarShaveClub)

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Greatest commercial ever.

theclearlydope:

My penis rewards me with points towards electronics, hotel stays, jewelry and pet supplies.

theclearlydope:

A. Those first three are useless to Batman.

B. If my girlfriend texted me GYPO I would just think she was ready for a relaxing Sunday afternoon watching TV.

C. The fact this is in a newspaper, I’m sure teens are on to 3.0 of parent codes by now.

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theclearlydope:

What happens? Oh God, I have to know what happens.

ponytailjesus:

Just trying to spread the word. 

theclearlydope:

You won’t like me when I’m sweaty.

tastefullyoffensive:

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theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Breakfast Rap: Done … done … that cake is done.

the-awesomer:

Yellow. Cheese. Eggs. White. Pancakes. Batter.

This guy is off the hook.

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